me trying to get my life back together
Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk
Imagine how it would look if the Orion nebula is only four light years away - the distance the nearest star is to us, instead of 1,300 light years. It would be so bright that we wouldn’t be aware of the dark sky. We wouldn’t see other stars. The whole world would be the Orion nebula and the sun.
CINDY: Tybalt getting in touch with his feminine side on a windy day. So majestic!
Photo courtesy of my friend Ellis, the Poo Master, who takes him on walks during work and magically makes him poop.
My math binders are always red every year I feel like math is just a red subject
Math is a blue subject and I’m prepared to fight you over this
Excuse me bitch math is green science is blue
hell no math is blue. science is green. literature is red and social studies is yellow
I met this albino Raven named Pearl today. It is only one of four known albino Ravens in the whole world.
Pearl lives in this woman’s house. The handler has a permit, and the bird is property of the government (like hawks and falcons). She is affiliated with the California Wildlife Center.
I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT IT
bIRD HAS MY NAME yASS
a day in the life of a crime-fighting superhero (according to the flash)
People are making apocalypse jokes like there’s no tomorrow… Too soon. [x]